Bogey Man Attacks (Issue #2)

Mc clure s magazine

Thursday, April 5th, 2012
Rusty Shackleford

Special Warning to All McClure’s Readers!
As the world’s foremost distributor of radical news & information, we present for your edification a memo of critical importance!

Recent events in Scotland have revealed the existence of the Bogey Man!
I REPEAT, THE BOGEY MAN IS REAL & he’s Scottish!

Careful precautions must be taken to avoid a swift death! While the killing is painless, wouldn’t you rather live!? See the accompanying picture for details on preventing a most odious death!

The Dangerous Truth!
The Safest Option!

Be EVER VIGILANT!
Good luck, truth seekers & freedom fighters all!

Bogey Man Attacks (Issue #2)

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