Savage Containment Procedures
Bogey Man Attacks (Issue #2)
Thursday, April 5th, 2012
Special Warning to All McClure’s Readers!
As the world’s foremost distributor of radical news & information, we present for your edification a memo of critical importance!
Recent events in Scotland have revealed the existence of the Bogey Man!
I REPEAT, THE BOGEY MAN IS REAL & he’s Scottish!
Careful precautions must be taken to avoid a swift death! While the killing is painless, wouldn’t you rather live!? See the accompanying picture for details on preventing a most odious death!
Be EVER VIGILANT!
Good luck, truth seekers & freedom fighters all!